If I wondered whether I was going to hell, I wonder no more.                                                   

They've got me on a multi-count indictment:

Hmm... can you even be a street preacher online? Or is that too meta? Maybe if you set

up your soapbox on Farnsworth Avenue - the street of broken dreams.

Although the "I'm With Stupid" meme is only funny once, you've gotta give it to this guy: